Feb 8th, 2015
It plays just like a movie.
He’s gonna be a pain in the ass at first
You’re gonna look at him like: “Who the hell would ever fall for that asshole”
You’re the pretty girl who has everyone by her side
You’re funny, smart, and outgoing
Every guy wants you.
Once the asshole realises this, he’ll start looking at you
Examining your every move
Smirking at you as he pictures all the things he wants to do to you
You don’t care at first until it starts annoying you
He’s good looking but his shit personality doesn’t allow you to see through it.
You begin to feel awkward and uncomfortable as he smirks and whispers to his friends while he still examines you
That’s when you start to avoid being around him
But there’s nothing you can do about it when he’s in the hallway, the cafeteria, the auditorium, the air you breathe
Then he starts his strategy.
At first, he’ll try to get on your nerves just for you to notice him
He might mock you, tease you, make fun of you, or even come up with a nickname for you
Second, he’ll text you everyday as you wish he would jump off a cliff because of how annoying he is
He will keep on texting you..
One text after another..
As you reply with a subtle LOL or an Emoji
Third, he’ll open up to you, and that’s when you acknowledge a new side of him
Stay up all night long thinking about what he told you
Fourth, he’ll want to hang out with you but he’ll say it indirectly
A couple of the usual “I’ll take you to this” and “we’ll do that someday”
You start imagining those days
But gosh he’s still annoying
Then he’ll start getting physical with you
He’ll hug you and squish your face every now and then
He might even give you a playful kiss followed by a dirty look that you will think of for days
Why is he doing this to me?
I have to ask him
I don’t care what it will cost me
I don’t even give a shit about him
I don’t even give a shit about him, remember?
I just have to ask him.
I just have to fill up my analysis with more data
I just have to end this article in my head
You ask him.
And that’s when he’ll feel weird
He’ll realise that he’s been a pain in the ass all along and that he’s been too clingy
Plus why are you asking these questions?
Gosh you’re so needy.
Next time you try approaching him he’s not the same person he was before
He scratched you off his list.
You send him a funny video or a punch line that would potentially start a conversation
But no.
He won’t answer.
He wont even check it in the first place
And that’s when you begin thinking what the actual fuck is going on?
You cannot tell me you have a king sized bed that would fit us perfectly then not check my messages the next day.
Why would you do this?
What’s gotten into you?
Why do I even care?
I never even liked you
How the hell did you beat the coach when you were the worst player?!
What the actual fuck is going on?
Why do i want to talk to him?
Why am i waiting for another smirk when they used to get on my every nerve?
Who’s that girl in your snap and why is she so pretty?
“You’re a piece of shit.”
And I say that to his face
I ask him why didn’t he reply last night just so I can see the smirk that I have missed
Why did this happen to me?
It is taking me oaths to God and countless self promises to keep my fingers from texting you
But I am failing…
I got hung up on you
And you’re hanging up on me
Hung up on you
While you just.. Hang up on me.
— Dee 51
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